Happy-Not 

Happy-Not - is being happy, but not happy. You want to talk to this one person but you can’t. And you never will get to. So oh well, you suck. I wish that you had the confidence. But oh well.
Cry.
Cry a lot.
But don’t do it too much or else that’s not cool.
So yeah.

Happy-Not.
I am Happy-Not, too much I am.

Happy-Not by Charles Dickens Rodney February 13, 2022

Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day 

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.

Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”

Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day by kenny_ November 27, 2017

happy_not_found 

Author of Dreamnotfound Mpreg, and it's sequel Sunflower. Account run by authors, Booger, Aiden, and Jim. Book is strictly for hot people; No one ugly allowed.

the writers behind happy_not_found are fags😊

happy_not_found by faithbeheartedUwU July 19, 2021

Happy Happy-Not Not Disease 

A synonym for bipolar disorder;

A mental health condition defined by periods of extreme, often inappropriate, and sometimes unpredictable mood states.

1. I think Sally suffers from Happy Happy-Not Not Disease--10 minutes ago she was threatening to kill herself, but now she's laughing and having fun.

2. You will contract Happy Happy-Not Not Disease and die.

Happy Happy-Not Not Disease by malchik_gei March 27, 2007

not happy Jan 

The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.

Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!

not happy Jan by ApexB September 25, 2005

Not happy on you. 

This sentence is derived from the Swedish to English saying, "I'm angry with you." Except, the person who uses this is generally idiotic and/or foreign.

You killed the biggest, now more biggers are coming! Someone is not happy on you...

Not happy on you. by FunkMound November 14, 2004

I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. 

A phrase used by Mr. Incredible's boss when he is not happy with him.

Boss: "I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. ask me why"
Bob: "Okay. Why"
Boss: "Why what? Be specific Bob!"
Bob: "Why are you unhappy"

I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. by anonymous April 18, 2023