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Happy Fap 

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
Happy Fap by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023

fap happy 

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.
"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."
fap happy by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

fap happy 

one who proform's the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent
fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of cunts
fap happy by issaru0 February 8, 2009

happy fappy fun time 

The instance in which you masturbate and are laughing uncontrollably. Usually involving up to 10-15 people male or female.
Last Friday was a straight up Happy Fappy Fun Time

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026