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Happy Fap 

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
Tryna happy fap me spider man?
Happy Fap by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023

fap happy 

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.
"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."
fap happy by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

fap happy 

one who proform's the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent
fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of cunts
fap happy by issaru0 February 8, 2009

happy fappy fun time 

The instance in which you masturbate and are laughing uncontrollably. Usually involving up to 10-15 people male or female.
Last Friday was a straight up Happy Fappy Fun Time

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026