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happy birfday 

HAPPY BIRFDAYYYY LOSERRRR!!!!!!! dude you’re so old ten fingers and three toes DANGG... well i just wanted to say happy birfday ole man AND YOURE THE BEST. i never knew how amazing someone could be until i met you, you light up my whole world. your laugh, your smile, how fricken funny you are, your EYES, how you make me historically laugh, how nice and caring you are, how CUTEEEE you are :), your personality. BRO i could go and on about how your the most perfect person on earth, like HOWW. i swear every time i talk to you, my day gets instantly better I PROMISE IT DOES it’s so weird... about as weird as you. i can’t believe a roblox boy keeps me up at night, oh and can’t forget about the constantly thinking about, always dreaming about are future, buying matching hoodies, staying up super late just to talk to them, getting grounded but then still finding a way to talk, hugging a fricken pillow and imagining it was him, wishing he is with me 24/7, calling each other funny/cute names, telling each other what we are going through or just stuff that’s happening in our life’s, saying some risky stuff, having an OUR song, talking about us just being together cuddling, listening to music, staying up, an vibing. okay if this isn’t love idk what is, first talking on tik tok and xbox dms to then now roblox dms. i just love you sooooooo much, and you don’t know how awesome it is to call you mine ;)) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TYTYY!!!!! have a good day :))
happy birfday tyler, YOURE GAY
happy birfday by r dawg January 27, 2021

Happy Barfday 

What you say to someone when it's their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere
John: this is the best birthday party ever! Oh no... (vomits)
Joe: Happy Barfday John!!!
Happy Barfday by memes are dead October 3, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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