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happy birfday 

HAPPY BIRFDAYYYY LOSERRRR!!!!!!! dude you’re so old ten fingers and three toes DANGG... well i just wanted to say happy birfday ole man AND YOURE THE BEST. i never knew how amazing someone could be until i met you, you light up my whole world. your laugh, your smile, how fricken funny you are, your EYES, how you make me historically laugh, how nice and caring you are, how CUTEEEE you are :), your personality. BRO i could go and on about how your the most perfect person on earth, like HOWW. i swear every time i talk to you, my day gets instantly better I PROMISE IT DOES it’s so weird... about as weird as you. i can’t believe a roblox boy keeps me up at night, oh and can’t forget about the constantly thinking about, always dreaming about are future, buying matching hoodies, staying up super late just to talk to them, getting grounded but then still finding a way to talk, hugging a fricken pillow and imagining it was him, wishing he is with me 24/7, calling each other funny/cute names, telling each other what we are going through or just stuff that’s happening in our life’s, saying some risky stuff, having an OUR song, talking about us just being together cuddling, listening to music, staying up, an vibing. okay if this isn’t love idk what is, first talking on tik tok and xbox dms to then now roblox dms. i just love you sooooooo much, and you don’t know how awesome it is to call you mine ;)) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TYTYY!!!!! have a good day :))
happy birfday tyler, YOURE GAY
happy birfday by r dawg January 27, 2021

Happy Barfday 

What you say to someone when it's their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere
John: this is the best birthday party ever! Oh no... (vomits)
Joe: Happy Barfday John!!!
Happy Barfday by memes are dead October 3, 2016
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026