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Hanzhe

-Wow you are so Hanzhe!
-Thank you!
by Alfredlololol November 23, 2021
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Chronic handheld check

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
by Raylock August 19, 2010
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Hanzel

Hanzel \ha(n)-zel\ as a boy's name is a variant of Hans (Scandinavian, German, Danish, Hebrew), and the meaning of Hanzel is "God is gracious".
Yo Hanzel!
by sugoister January 11, 2013
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Hanze

Verb: getting dicked by a cactus laced with HIV positive blood while screaming out all the names of your relatives in alphabetical order, then proceeding to snap thy neck with a sharpened rubix cube.
Twat 1: hey did you hear what happened with Twat 2?
Twat 3: all i know is that he died, do you know how?
Twat 1: oh yeah, I injected him with octopus sperm and he hanzed himself.
Twat 3: that sucks man, you still have some octocum?

(and everybody clapped)
by seasonal diaspora October 12, 2018
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huanzhen

Someone with incredible small PP who likely works in consulting.
“Hi this is senior Analyst Huanzhen.”
“Oh you must have small PP then.”
by Chadkovsky December 10, 2021
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Werge die Hanchen

"My German teacher asked what I like to do in my spare time so I told her I 'Werge die Hanchen.'"
by cocknballz July 15, 2009
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Hanzen

stop this Hanzen thing i beg of you
by Iamanidiotwith8eyes November 13, 2021
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