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Verb: getting dicked by a cactus laced with HIV positive blood while screaming out all the names of your relatives in alphabetical order, then proceeding to snap thy neck with a sharpened rubix cube.
Twat 1: hey did you hear what happened with Twat 2?
Twat 3: all i know is that he died, do you know how?
Twat 1: oh yeah, I injected him with octopus sperm and he hanzed himself.
Twat 3: that sucks man, you still have some octocum?

(and everybody clapped)
Hanze by seasonal diaspora October 12, 2018
You just got Hanzed!
Hanze 'em or be hanzed!
Hanze 'em by Derp1234 September 19, 2013
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left-handedness 

Approximately 10% of people are left~handed, also referred to as southpaws. Ambidextrousness occurs in approximately 30% of people.
Oftentimes in school, natural left-handedness is discouraged for the sake of convenience~how awful! Having left-handedness is rare.
left-handedness by Starchylde June 14, 2016

Black Handed 

Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.
Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.

ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.
Black Handed by Jeronleow April 12, 2020

Hanae-fun-by-proxy 

Finding a mistake after spending a lot of time figuring out the issue and being in the position such that someone else has to fix it.
Person A: I'm glad we figured out the issue!
Person B: Happy to help, I am having a lot of hanae-fun-by-proxy since you are the one who needs to fix it!
Hanae-fun-by-proxy by John196 July 6, 2023

Hanaeing 

When a person who enjoys fun harasses someone who believes it is not a joke but it is a joke
"This person said he didn't like this plot"
"Are you Hanaeing me?"
Hanaeing by John196 June 30, 2023
She's perfect. Arabic name meaning kindness, in which is portrayed perfectly by this young lady. She's a beautiful girl, with a loyal hand. She's cute and cuddly, and her heart is as warm as hot chocolate. She's generous, and she's every girls enemie. All girls are devastated, all want to be her. Her kindness is to heavy to put her down. She's a true princess and she is what every man dreams of having. Her smile is indescribable. Most perfect girl out there. She's a keeper
Love Hanae's face, and body, but hate the girl.
hanae by Chanelegance March 13, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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