Handhead 

Where you give a guy a hand job while also giving him a blow job

So you gave him handhead!?!

Handhead by Handheadroad November 29, 2017

Chronic handheld check 

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.

-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.

Chronic handheld check by Raylock August 19, 2010

handheld portal device 

The Aperture science handheld portal device(ASHPD)is a device found in the puzzle game created by Valve , portal and portal 2.It's used to create two portals, when you enter one,you come out of the other one.This device is used to solve diffrent, easy and difficult puzzles.

Ummm....Just go and play portal 2 to see the handheld portal device.(it's amazing)

handheld portal device by DrTrex February 1, 2014

hardheaded

someone is hardheaded when someone does not want to listen to you for crap.

i told a cousin of mine kickboxing is too rigid formalistic and restricted.he reacted by saying they made the rules for your own safety.he is hardheaded.

hardheaded by omar afifi August 3, 2006

hardhead moneyclick

Hardhead Moneyclick formally known as (HHMC) is a notorious street gang from Atlanta’s Northside in Cobb county’s Smyrna Georgia. The gang is responsible for numerous murders,robberies and thefts through out Cobb county.

RANDOM MAN : Aye bra you know about hardhead moneyclick ?

RANDOM GUY 2: Hell yea they from Smyrna they on the map for real. They be getting in shit.

hardhead moneyclick by Ville baby savage July 19, 2019

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue 

Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier

Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020

Handheld Meat Salad 

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap

Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

Handheld Meat Salad by DSeanK May 13, 2021