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The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.
You just did a hanzer, you loser!
Hanzer by OtherJesus June 1, 2015
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The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.
You just did a hanzer, you loser!
Hanzer by OtherJesus June 1, 2015
Hande and Kerem are Hanker

When you observe Hanker, you will know the truth.

Even tho he’s all “aşk yokkk” we can never forget “oh Hande the things you have me do”

When you see them you will know the true sense of sexual chemistry.

May they make many mini Bürsin’s
Where there’s a caravan Rock’n, there’s Hanker
Hanker by Sweetforehead1 October 26, 2020

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

2 hander 

when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand
manson: mmmmm twiggy I love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: I wish you had a 2 hander like mine :(
2 hander by deff2258 June 18, 2009
A collection of elite homo-sapiens, often referred to as chionophiles as they thrive in colder conditions. The Hanberg people are a force to be reckoned with, large inflictions of pain shall be received when agitating a lesser spotted Hanberg.
Person 1: Dude I'm going camping in Scandinavia, ill be gone for a while.

Person 2: Alright have a good time, but watch out, I hear there is a large collection of Hanberg people thriving within that vicinity.