Hanzer

When someone sticks a hand between their legs and waddles quickly away because they crapped their pants in public.

That dude literally just hanzered himself.

by OtherJesus May 31, 2015

Hanzer

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.

You just did a hanzer, you loser!

by OtherJesus June 01, 2015

Hanzer

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.

You just did a hanzer, you loser!

by OtherJesus June 01, 2015