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The Hebrew name of Methuselah's father. Hanoch, which means "source of enlightenment", "learning", "wisdom", "dedicated", "devoted", "initiating" and "sexier than a human ever ought to be." It is a variant of Enoch, Chanoch, etc. The grandson of Abraham.

Holy mackerel, Andy, there goes Hanoch, the wisest and sexiest dude in human history! Whoopty-wah! Ain't he the man!

Hanoch by Carlos P. Murnglide October 20, 2008

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Hanoch

A “Gigantic-Chad” who is good at everything and has cool hair

Hanoch is such a Hanoch.

Hanoch by Hconah November 21, 2021

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Hanoch

Hanoch is a little L bozo who likes good ole bivouacs. He also likes planes and Doctor Who. He is madly in love with matty miles and backstreet boys. He has physic powers because he is twin. He is also antisocial when doing his thing.

Omg is that Hanoch on a Bivouac!!

Hanoch by ~Aaliyah~is~the~best~ June 13, 2022

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Head-Hancho

An important person; someone who is considered the center of attraction

He is the best. he has to be the head-hancho.

Head-Hancho by Bib-Bob December 24, 2011

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Werge die Hanchen

To Masturbate. German for choke the chicken.

"My German teacher asked what I like to do in my spare time so I told her I 'Werge die Hanchen.'"

Werge die Hanchen by cocknballz July 15, 2009

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Haocheng

Haocheng is the type of person to love a girl. Not just any girl. The girl's name has to be a Rachel. He also loves doing drugs, sex, and being violent. Every day he watches porn nonstop. He loves eating food and has a lot of man periods. He might be an Asian and loves saying, nigga. He thinks he is so savage, but he is very sensitive.

He's definitely a Haocheng!

Haocheng by Savage boi 101 May 10, 2018

Hanch

A tree spirit entity. Arguably father nature. Human eyes cannot and will not ever see him out of tree form. He will fuck you up if you’re a dick to nature. Hanchism is a sub-religion created by the tree people.

“Dawg I’ve commited so many nature sins. I’m fucked aren’t I.”

“Yea Hanch is comin for that ass”

Hanch by Hanchist February 11, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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