Hanlicapped

Being a combination of Hanlon and Handicapped. This word represents one's ability to get through life despite the fact they can't even put their pants on straight without guidance. Hanlon coming from a legend out of Nova Scotia who demonstrates this phenomenon.

Bro 1: Man I accidently kissed my ex in front of my date. Bit the date still came home with me. How did that happen?

Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.

Hanlicapped by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022

Handiclapped

when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair

After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.

Handiclapped by High_andGay December 7, 2019

Handicapper 

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.

The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.

Handicapper by Grevdar February 8, 2010

handicrapped 

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.

"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."

handicrapped by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012

handlecapped 

An over-the-top hipster that likes to ride bikes without handle bars; someone who acts matter-of-fact, but looks absurd.

Do these jorts, long socks, and vintage sweater make me look handlecapped?

handlecapped by fried rice. November 11, 2010

Socially handicapped 

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

My friend Amon is socially handicapped.

Socially handicapped by fayegayehaye May 16, 2011

Facially Handicapped 

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

Facially Handicapped by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004