Hanktai

Hanktai
/noun/ /hʌnkˈtʌɪ/

Hanktai or Hank-tai is a specific genre of sexually explicit depictions of the character "Hank Hill" from the popular animated television show "King Of The Hill" often in futa or vore porn varients.

"hey have you seen my rare Hanktai collection?" or "Hanktai is my favourite porn, it really makes me horny"

by Alex The Blacksmith January 17, 2021

hanktie

An uneasy, paranoid or nervious feeling caused by a close call.

"Man, the cops almost busted me. They had me feeling hanktie than a mu-fu-ka".

by illstric9 January 31, 2008

hantai

hantai is a misspelling of the word hentai which means pervert in japanese. This misspelling is often done by people who act like they don't know what hentai is. Usually these people know alot about anime, hentai porn etc, but don't want the world to know so they hide it behind pretending to be stupid. Which such a common used word on the internet... yeah right...how the heck do you misspell that?

Whenever someone is talking about their favourite anime . "Oh you guys are watching hantai... lol. Losers!!!"

by aendy April 10, 2016

hantai social

hantai social is where some one likes hentai a lot and will go to lengths to stay away from people

you descended into that basement for 2 weeks what are you hantai social

by mr dank pepe man September 17, 2018

Hawktail

A mohawk that is pulled into a ponytail instead of spiked up with any hair product.

I didn't feel like taking the time to spike my hair today, so I'm rocking a hawktail.

by Onu September 19, 2010

Hangtails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hangtails really hurt'

by Sity January 1, 2008

hanktard

A teenage to early-twenties male who is unkempt, smelly, and probably hairy.

Portrays the facade of intelligence, but ultimately is a small boy stuck in a teenager's body. May come off as arrogant, but don't be fooled. Catchphrases of a hanktard include "dirty", "kitty", and "peanut butter", but as a warning, he refuses requests. Proceed with caution.

"Hey, what do you want for dinner?"
"Kitty."
"No, HANK, seriously, what do you want for dinner?"
"Peanut butter."
"Ok, what do you want to put the peanut butter on? Toast? Bagel?"
"Kitty."
"UGH! Stop being such a hanktard!!!"

by ClaireD May 15, 2006