hanktard

A teenage to early-twenties male who is unkempt, smelly, and probably hairy.

Portrays the facade of intelligence, but ultimately is a small boy stuck in a teenager's body. May come off as arrogant, but don't be fooled. Catchphrases of a hanktard include "dirty", "kitty", and "peanut butter", but as a warning, he refuses requests. Proceed with caution.

"Hey, what do you want for dinner?"
"Kitty."
"No, HANK, seriously, what do you want for dinner?"
"Peanut butter."
"Ok, what do you want to put the peanut butter on? Toast? Bagel?"
"Kitty."
"UGH! Stop being such a hanktard!!!"

by ClaireD May 15, 2006

Handtarded

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

by Pupling December 2, 2011

hacktard

1. A hacker who is a real retard. They usually hack a site out of "revenge" on the owner.
2. Someone who pretends they are a hacker, when they are really not. They speek wordleet/word. Some will go so far as to find a password another retard left lying aronud on a peice of paper, and if they can figure out what it corresponds to, use it and say they hacked the person.

What a hacktard!

by Bundle Of Sticks April 4, 2004

Hawktard

A Skilless noob who comes complete with a whining box and the ability to pull his own string

OMG you fucking Hawktard

by Huey Lewis November 11, 2003

Hawktard

One who has the brain compacity of a 4 year old and goes "gag happy" consistently at least 4 times daily on the MSN gaming zone

Modocc is a Hawktard, or HawkSavages is the epitome of Hawktard

by VandaL November 11, 2003

Hawktard

a stupid S.O.B who cant stop gaging people on the zone,hawk-tard=fuck tard

hawk savages is one big FuCk TaRd who cant shoot straight in MW4

by ChIcKeN November 25, 2003

Hawktard

Hawktard, short for phucken retard who cant get a simple MW4 league site up

Example: This mofo is a hawktard.

by fatwomanSavages November 10, 2003