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Getting blind drunk on a school night, usually a Wednesday.
Wow, Mon got totally Hanked last night, she literally threw up in her mouth a little....
Hanked by Thehankcode April 3, 2019

Mississippi Meat Handled 

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.
Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.
To Hankle is to willingly place your hands around your ankles, if done right you should be in a bent over position as if you were bent over ready to take it in the ass hole from a black man or from life its self.
Ryan: Hey Adam whatchya doin all bent over like that?
Adam: Life is knockin on the back door, I figured id hankle be
Hankle by RottenPanda3 April 14, 2015

Hanklerfish 

Noun: An angler fish drawn by a Hank. Any Hank can draw a Hanklerfish.

Verb, Hanklerfished: Describing someone named Hank having drawn an Anglerfish. Usually used as past-tence.

Verb, Hanklerfishing: The act of drawing a Hanklerfish.
"So a Hanklerfish is an anglerfish drawn by a Hank?"
"Uh huh. There are other Hanks that can make Hanklerfish."
"So if, Like, Hank Williams III were to draw me an anglerfish, that would be a Hanklerfish?'
"It would also be a Hanklerfish."
-Hank and John Green, Youtube
Hanklerfish by NavalPiercedNerd August 19, 2011

crotch-handled 

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.
Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.
crotch-handled by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014
(To be) Handled. To get owned or extremley burned. Harcore version of an own.
Guy-"Dude man Kyle just got Handled in that fight with Dylan"
Guy 2 - "Dude I know right"?
Handled by Dman16 May 16, 2010