hinkled 

A guy that always crashes on your couch but never pays rent. Also known as a "hideaway hinkle".

Damn, that dude is always hinkling you.

Lock your doors, hideaway hinkle is coming over!

Who ate my doritos? I've been HINKLED!!!!

hinkled by fizzled June 15, 2011

Hinkled 

When a piece of equipment is damaged beyond any chance of correct repair, including attempting to repair it but making it worse

Where are we going to start on this thing? It's severely hinkled.

This truck has more problems now than when it first came in, it's been hinkled.

Hinkled by TheAlmightyDuck June 2, 2018

Hinkle 

Someone who hires a sex worker to pose as their girlfriend in order to boost their public image.

That Jackson guy is a right Hinkle, I can't believe his girlfriend is actually an escort he met in Dubai!

Hinkle by Anna Linnikova August 17, 2023

Hinkley Effect 

The lingering, long-term damage caused to an area by chemical contamination at the hands of a major corporation.

Made famous by the movie "Erin Brockovich", the town of Hinkley, California suffered large scale contamination of its drinking water with hexavalent chromium, a lethal chemical known to cause cancer and damage the respiratory system, kidneys, liver, skin and eyes. In 1996 the residents of Hinkley were awarded the largest settlement payout in history from PG&E, but many left the area afterwards, fearing continued deception at the hands of the company. It's now largely a ghost town - that's the Hinkley Effect.

Hinkley Effect by Danny Anonymous September 27, 2020

Hinkle-huck 

(V) to go big and hope for the best when all bets are off.

1. "Did you study for that math midterm?"
"No I just Hinkle-hucked it..."

2. "What did you try to do on that last wave?"
" I don't even know. I just Hinkle-hucked it."

Hinkle-huck by Skinn Rols September 3, 2014

Hinkle 

Referring to a man who enjoys tickling other men’s scrotums. Often used as a slur for homosexuals

Bro, Alex is such a hinkle. He asked me last night if he could tickle my genitals

Hinkle by SandyLG January 26, 2022

Hinkle 

Man gets brutally punished by a male horse but ends up enjoying the penetration, now is Obsessed.

Kyle hinkle was punished by a huge black horse

Hinkle by Hinklee August 25, 2020