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Hogulation 

These drawings are one big hogulation.

What the fuck happened in here this is one big hogulation?
Hogulation by Phil Milt Hunt February 21, 2013

Tangulation 

The consequences usually associated with the sex act involving a man being masturbated by long hair that is wrapped around the penis and pulled suddenly like a rip cord, resulting in much pain by most/all parties, and often confusion as to how it occurred.
Last night my girlfriend was wanking me off with her hair.
She jerked so feverishly I had a bad case of tangulation.
Tangulation by We are Budju May 18, 2021

mangulation

A hybrid of mangle and strangulation, a mashup of words
Macintrash, Windoze, Linsux: These are mangulations of Macintosh, Windows and Linux.
mangulation by ceeyewenty January 3, 2009

wangulation 

Death by asphyxiation whilst taking matters into your own hand.
Did you hear that illbert was found dead in the same manner as Michael Hutchence?

What?!

Yeah, you know he liked a strangle wank, right?

Omg! We were warned about wangulation in our self help group!
wangulation by DerpDiggler June 1, 2018

premature handlation 

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.
Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.

premature honkulation 

act of honking a vehicles horn while stopped at an intersection too quickly after light turns green.
a driver who exhibits signs of premature honkulation will suddenly honk ones horn at the vehicle in front of them quickly after an intersection light turns green.