The consequences usually associated with the sex act involving a man being masturbated by long hair that is wrapped around the penis and pulled suddenly like a rip cord, resulting in much pain by most/all parties, and often confusion as to how it occurred.

Last night my girlfriend was wanking me off with her hair.
She jerked so feverishly I had a bad case of tangulation.

Tangulation by We are Budju May 18, 2021

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mangulation

A hybrid of mangle and strangulation, a mashup of words

Macintrash, Windoze, Linsux: These are mangulations of Macintosh, Windows and Linux.

mangulation by ceeyewenty January 3, 2009

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wangulation

Death by asphyxiation whilst taking matters into your own hand.

Did you hear that illbert was found dead in the same manner as Michael Hutchence?

What?!

Yeah, you know he liked a strangle wank, right?

Omg! We were warned about wangulation in our self help group!

wangulation by DerpDiggler June 1, 2018

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premature handlation

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.

Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.

premature handlation by jessymadethis December 27, 2010

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premature honkulation

act of honking a vehicles horn while stopped at an intersection too quickly after light turns green.

a driver who exhibits signs of premature honkulation will suddenly honk ones horn at the vehicle in front of them quickly after an intersection light turns green.

premature honkulation by justinhenrywalker February 26, 2008

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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