Saw my old lady last night and after a few 40s I tried to get some stank on my hanglove and the bitch slapped me upside my head with a smoothie.
by T. Erdelyi November 15, 2019
The person(s) you wake up next to after a rowdy evening of debauchery. Frequently much less pleasing than you remember, and frequently remembered for much longer than you please.
by nammy dams September 26, 2009