Haglover

Anyone who thinks teens are sexy are haglovers, and anyone saying they aren't cause they're "children" are lying to themselves. Contrary to popular belief, teens are hags. Mentally, sure, you could argue many of them are immature, but that doesn't take away the fact that they have adult bodies.

Argumente: Can you believe these people? They think it's perfectly fine to be attracted to a 15 year old child!

Ratio: "15 year old child" is such an oxymoron. You're yet another one of those tards who can't correctly define something.

Argumente: B-But... muh brain development!!!

Ratio: Brain development is irrelevant once you find out teens can have jobs and babysit, something actual children can't do. Just take the L, if an adult is attracted to female teens (aka young adults) they are in fact haglovers.

by Autismo_Manifesto March 17, 2023

hanglover

The person(s) you wake up next to after a rowdy evening of debauchery. Frequently much less pleasing than you remember, and frequently remembered for much longer than you please.

Tom woke up in his girlfriend's bed, but to his dismay, next to a hanglover.

by nammy dams September 26, 2009

HALOver

The tired shitty feeling you get after staying up all night playing halo3

"damn, i was up till 4 last night playing halo 3 i have one hell of a HALOver

by T__Jolly May 20, 2008

Haloverse

The fan community of the Halo series.

Many believe this term to mean the Universe in which the Halo video game series takes place, however it was officially defined some time ago by Bungie themselves.(the Video Game company that created the Halo series among others)

1.) www.RedvsBlue.com and www.Halo.Bungie.org are some of the larger sites of the Haloverse.

2.)I'm very disapointed to only just now see this posted here. Someone in the Haloverse dropped the ball on this one. lol

by Andrew Lykins September 25, 2007

Hanlover

Not quite a hangover - the slight hangover experienced after a relatively small amount of alcohol.

I've got a hanlover I had three Hazy Jane's and a single whiskey last night.

by VodLemLime February 16, 2023

HalOver

HalOver is the event that begins during the midnight release of Bungie's newest game: Halo Reach. This event includes staying up late or all night playing Halo Reach and thus having a HalOver the following morning. This will cause thousands of people to do at least one of the following things: 1) falling into a self-destructive life pattern that only Halo Reach can solve. 2) Failing and/or missing classes because you're playing... Reach 24/7. 3) Succeeding and missing classes because you're playing Halo Reach with your professor. 4) Losing any possible real social life you may have had before Halo Reach. 5) Gaining new friends who love Halo Reach as much as you do. 6) Destroying any person relationships with friends, families and significant others because they just do not understand how awesome this game is. and 7) Forgetting to sleep, shower, eat, breathe or water the plant which actually helps because if you have your own plant, then you're really gay and Halo Reach just helped you.

HalOver begins at 12:00 a.m. on September 14th and is only temporarily delayed on December 21st, 2012 where the end of the world takes place, kills all people, and then gamers go to Heaven where constant Reach parties will be held.

Aw dude I'm not going to have a hangover September 14th, but a HalOver

by J0rtz September 3, 2010

hagover

when you are a fag hag, and your gay friend gives you a makeover. hagover.

if the gay guys from the tv show "queer eye for the straight guy" gave makeovers for women. hagover.

on tv shows now, like how to look good naked, where a gay man turns a woman from flab to fab. hagover.

gay man to fag hag: "girl, who told you kitten heels were still in fashion? come down to barney's for a hagover and we can pick up some platform espadrilles made out of pony skins"

by portmantoes October 3, 2011