Hanerism 

Removing the sense of reality from events and memories and replacing them with fantastical scenarios. Usually followed by the sufferer desperately trying to convince the nearest person of this warped version of reality. First recorded sufferer cannot be named but was known to some as a Japanese flower girl.

"no chris! They played with lollypops and gumdrops in the first world war... Stop trying to twist things!"

"no hans...that's another hanerism -.-"

Hanerism by Cristobell May 1, 2009

Honerism 

To use man logic and financial wisdom to show your superiority over everything female or liberal. The ultra male.

To use caveman tactics to subdue your female partners.

The man showed his honerism by walking three miles to the stadium rather than spending $10 for parking.

Honerism is what caused the male to throw his female partner against the wall when no condom was present.

Honerism by Jimbo Feeds May 20, 2008

Haterism 

Haterism is a disease. One may catch haterism by just hatin to much. Haterism causes one to b a chronic hater without notice. U will not notice ur even hatin even though it is painfully clear to everyone around u.

Symptoms:
~Chronic Hatin
~Just bein ignorsnt to anyone around u, for no reason
~Bein a Punk
~Not bein able to back up wat u say with any logical and/or senesibal reaon as to why u said it what so ever
~actin like an asshole

Notes:
~Haterism has no actual effect on ur health. It just makes u hate like a lil bitch
~There is no cure for haterism, once u got it there is no getting rid of it.
~Haterism is also normally in association with a very common disease known as BITCHASSNESS (Which also has no cure).
~Haterism can be contagious

Please go get your yearly Hater exam. Haterism is serious, see your local Hateroligist for more information

Haterism by Somebody U Don't Kno March 31, 2009

Haterism 

Displaying hate for the next individual success as a result of ones own short commings.

Yo, cuz. Your bitch chose me so there's no need for all of the mean-mugging. Take the haterism elsewhere.

Haterism by Markus Levell Price January 15, 2004

Haterism 

1.) The act of hating
2.) An artistic style formed in the 20th Century by haters.
3.) A religion formed by haters
4.) A wall post on the internet or something said aloud which makes the victim look bad in front of a large group of people.

Ex. "Damn Adam... stop leaving haterisms on my wall, you're not the only one that reads that shit"

Ex. "Adam has been practicing haterism for some time now, he needs some self-esteem"

Haterism by Nick T Moore November 10, 2008

Hamerism 

like a mannerism - reference to a slang word used in Framingham, Massachusetts: a Hamerism within itself.

OppaBomba is a Hamerism because it's definition, although Jamaican, stems from its use in Framingham.

Hamerism by Justin Obscure March 18, 2007

Counter Haterism 

The opposite of being a hater, it's bringing hate to the haters. If someone is hatin' on you or your swag because they're fake or jealous. Just send them some counter haterisms their way you know you're real don't let anyone tell you different.

Bitch 1: Why you wearin' that jersey?
Bitch 2: Yeah you always be wearin' a jersey all the time don't you wear regular clothes or something and take those Foams off you can't rock those!
Me: Bitch please at least I can afford the shit I wear on a credit card and still have money left over to take my girl out while you're payin' for shit with a credit card and can't even afford to pay it back. I don't want to hear it.

That's Counter Haterism.

Counter Haterism by DRose1 January 12, 2012