Haned

A very handsome individual who seems to always find a way through situations. He is very unserious at times but can also be very trustworthy as a friend / peer.

What a Haned!
Don’t be a Haned!

by Jonathon Rayes November 5, 2018

Poopi haned

when you get shit on so bad that your hands turn to shit bcuz of how bad you get tossed shit on and etc . if you get Poopi haned it means ur so bad compared to the other player bcuz either they are so good and ur bad or your super bad and they are average

Get Poopi haned my G i BET ur crying now you got zero hits on me Take this "L"

by Thrash talk slanger December 26, 2020

telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.

That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

Hand Fetish

When a person is attracted to hands, of all things.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Kira has a hand fetish?”
Person 2: “Is that a Jojo’s reference?”

by CpSkeletor May 25, 2020

The Kevin Hand

The sign of ultimate disrespect and worthlessness.
Once you are given The Kevin hand gesture, your life becomes meaningless.
Often used for people who do not follow Murli.

Kevin: Wanna go watch some murli in the library?
Mariam: Nah fam, going out to smoke one.
*The Kevin Hand*

by Shaggy Dankest Dankweed March 30, 2017

Claw Hand

When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)

Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.

by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021