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handy j
handy j by mclout4226 September 29, 2009
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handy-j
example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'
handy-j by i know that i know it all April 14, 2009
Handy J no LO
Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.
a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.
When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
Handy J no LO by deckerdialect March 12, 2009
Handy J. Blige
1) receiving or rendering a drama-free, no strings attached handjob. (includes no hateration, nor holleration)
I was in the back of the dancerie getting a Handy J. Blige while "Real Love" played in the background, and security wasn't even tripping
Handy J. Blige by GoJudo May 15, 2016
angry handy j
angry handy j is when the bitch is smacking or telling you to fuck off while she is stroking your knob
angry handy j by hughjascox August 5, 2011
double handy J
me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.
double handy J by brotothemax July 4, 2012
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