Handy J

slang term for a hand job. Also a car wash in the San Fernando Valley.

She got on her knees and gave me the ole' Handy J.

by Bojangles December 29, 2004

handy-j

The act of using your hand to pleasure someone else.

example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'

by i know that i know it all April 14, 2009

handy j

slang for a hand job

holly wouldnt blow me the other night but she gave me one hell of a handy j.

by mclout4226 September 29, 2009

angry handy j

get hit and cussed at while getting a hand job.

angry handy j is when the bitch is smacking or telling you to fuck off while she is stroking your knob

by hughjascox August 5, 2011

double handy J

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.

by brotothemax July 4, 2012

Handy J no LO

Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.

a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j

Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.

When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.

by deckerdialect March 12, 2009

Handy J. Blige

1) receiving or rendering a drama-free, no strings attached handjob. (includes no hateration, nor holleration)

I was in the back of the dancerie getting a Handy J. Blige while "Real Love" played in the background, and security wasn't even tripping

by GoJudo May 15, 2016