previously known as flomilliwhereisthealbum. also known as flomilliboy, jacobeatshummus and josh(ua) bastin - a j-name, i know, but hear me out: he’s an absolute hottie. tiktok’s white boy of the month for august, if you will. our (newly appointed) southern king, a freshman at UGA & fresh outta desert oasis HS. star volleyball player, hs valedictorian and the ex boyfriend of noah beck / noah miller (he’s clearly got a type). ceo of shaving tiktoks, singing megan in the car, megan thee stallion and flo milli. part of the dynamic duo that is him & his roommate tanner. a vegas icon.
“have you heard of handsomesouthernboy on tiktok?“
“white boy of the month? yup.”
the awesome aura surrounding great-looking, sophisticated, outrageously sexy guys who are out with their hella hot wife, causes all those around them to start gawking at them, jaws open and forget whatever it was they were doing until the two of them leave the room!
"Why are all those people staring at us, my hunka burnin' luv?"
A funny way of saying a male is very good-looking.
This needs to be approved because it will cause a ripple effect of greatness. Just watch. Jesus himself will come down & give everyone high fives & unicorns will no longer be invisible. Etc.
OMG, did you see the size of that bulge in his pants? He is such a handsomesaurus rex!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.