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handsomesouthernboy

previously known as flomilliwhereisthealbum. also known as flomilliboy, jacobeatshummus and josh(ua) bastin - a j-name, i know, but hear me out: he’s an absolute hottie. tiktok’s white boy of the month for august, if you will. our (newly appointed) southern king, a freshman at UGA & fresh outta desert oasis HS. star volleyball player, hs valedictorian and the ex boyfriend of noah beck / noah miller (he’s clearly got a type). ceo of shaving tiktoks, singing megan in the car, megan thee stallion and flo milli. part of the dynamic duo that is him & his roommate tanner. a vegas icon.
“have you heard of handsomesouthernboy on tiktok?“
“white boy of the month? yup.”
handsomesouthernboy by dee :) October 25, 2020

Handsomest 

The most handsome out of a group of men.
My nephew Joey is the handsomest in that picture.
Handsomest by Mcaps823 January 5, 2019

handsometer 

The scale on which guys are measured for their handsomeness.
Oh damn! That guy must be high up on the handsometer
handsometer by ooranoos January 30, 2017

handsomidity 

the awesome aura surrounding great-looking, sophisticated, outrageously sexy guys who are out with their hella hot wife, causes all those around them to start gawking at them, jaws open and forget whatever it was they were doing until the two of them leave the room!
"Why are all those people staring at us, my hunka burnin' luv?"

"It must be my handsomidity, wink, wink."
handsomidity by hellahot April 11, 2010

handsomesaurus rex 

A funny way of saying a male is very good-looking.

This needs to be approved because it will cause a ripple effect of greatness. Just watch. Jesus himself will come down & give everyone high fives & unicorns will no longer be invisible. Etc.
OMG, did you see the size of that bulge in his pants? He is such a handsomesaurus rex!
handsomesaurus rex by fuchsiaroses November 29, 2010

handsomest 

handsomest is a word to describe your very attractive boyfriend
He is super attractive, the only word to describe him is handsomest
handsomest by boomer1012 May 15, 2020