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sudanese hankerchief 

Practice of masterbating with soiled toilet paper
I can only orgasm when I give myself a Sudanese Hankerchief

Cambodian Hankerchief 

When the booty-butter leaks out of a small Cambodian boys fat-cack and the pattern that the butter makes resembles a designer scarf most likely made by niggers.
Did you see that kids Cambodian Hankerchief? It was the biggest I have ever seen.

swedish hankerchief 

A sexual act in which the the 'receiver' has their mouth filled with tissue paper/toilet roll and the 'giver' proceed to have anal sex with them.
This culminates in using the stuffed tissue paper to wipe ones-self with.
"I would so give her a Swedish Hankerchief"

HankerChief Head Negro 

Council persons in the 2nd, 3rd, & 7th ward of Flint City council
“Ladel and Quincy are acting like hankerchief head negros”

Camel's Hankerchief 

The gusset of a ladies underwear when aroused and moisture is showing. Derived from "Camel Toe", with consideration to the issue of a camels snout when it has a cold.
Ms. Higgins was astounded by Lord Barnsworth significant man parts , so much that her nether garments had become to resemble a Camel's Hankerchief
Camel's Hankerchief by freudianslip69 September 18, 2024

Drop the Hankerchief 

The practice of victorian-era women of dropping their personal handkerchiefs before attractive men, in order to have them return it, thus giving him context and opportunity for conversation and potential romantic interaction, whilst still maintaining her plausible deniability.
"Dude, these dumb-arse country girls all just make eyes at me from a distance, then when I don't approach they get all butthurt.

Don't they know how to drop the Hankerchief"?
Drop the Hankerchief by Jay_Aargh 83 September 30, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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