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Handfire 

The process of self satisfaction via masterbating (hand), and the eventual release of seminal fluid (fire) as a result of the act. Note that if "the fire" is not made, the term handfire is not applicable. You would be attemting to make some handfire, but would have not completed the act in the true sense of the term.
"I sprayed her down with a little handfire"
Handfire by JordanSPE April 22, 2006
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Handfire 

Dude #1: "Yo man, you get with that hot chick from last night?"
Dude #2: "Yeah, she gave me handfire under the table at the bar but I got too drunk to take her home."
Handfire by Asna February 5, 2009
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Handfire 

A handjob received while dining
"Oh man, that chick was so wasted at the BBQ that she didn't even bother to wash the tobasco sauce off her hand before shoving it down my pants for a rough case of handfire."
Handfire by IndianGal and Taz February 5, 2009

hangfire 

Traditionally the term refers to a delay in the detonation of gunpowder or other ammunition, caused by some defect in the fuze. In more modern usage it means to 'hold back' on some plan or intended action.
"Yo, D, should I put the pizza in the oven now?"
"Nah, hangfire on that one until G gets here with the beer."
hangfire by Daniel Cumming August 10, 2007

Simon Handfield

Simon Handfield is a certified punk
Simon Handfield by TwitosTom October 19, 2023