Asna's definitions

Handfire

Handjob

Dude #1: "Yo man, you get with that hot chick from last night?"
Dude #2: "Yeah, she gave me handfire under the table at the bar but I got too drunk to take her home."

by Asna February 5, 2009

Holy Trinity

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date. Variation on the Royal Sampler, in that it specifically applies to godfearing women.

Dude, you know that lame church mixer my parents dragged me too? Turned out to be the best day ever; I got a holy trinity in the confessional. Amen!

by Asna February 13, 2009

Royal Sampler

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

by Asna January 20, 2009

MPD

Master Panty Dropper

John Legend's beats are so smooth; he's the MPD.

by Asna January 15, 2009