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Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed
Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder

free hand 

When you urinate freely without any guidance of your hand, usually ending with piss all over the wall, yourself or anyone near you.
Dude why is there piss on your shirt

I decided to free hand it
free hand by Stanley smith July 29, 2014

Free Hand Job 

The act of getting a hand job for free
Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement
Free Hand Job by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Y Tu_Freeman Hand-Chop 

A motioning gesture of the hand that results from the explanation of the degree of SEXUAL APPEAL one has towards a taboo.

How to proceed with gesture: with your hand and 5 fingers or as many as you possess, do a horizontal hand chop (that planes off) originating from the northwest sector to the southeast quadrant......finishing with a brief yet humorous....word...."DONE"....this has thus been dubbed the y tu_freeman hand-chop.
The Scene girl with bunny ears was so hot....{{INSERT Y TU_FREEMAN HAND-CHOP}}...."DONE!" It would only get better if she had the body modification laces up her back with a cheek ring.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026