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Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed
Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder

free hand 

When you urinate freely without any guidance of your hand, usually ending with piss all over the wall, yourself or anyone near you.
Dude why is there piss on your shirt

I decided to free hand it
free hand by Stanley smith July 29, 2014

Free Hand Job 

Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement
Free Hand Job by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Y Tu_Freeman Hand-Chop 

A motioning gesture of the hand that results from the explanation of the degree of SEXUAL APPEAL one has towards a taboo.

How to proceed with gesture: with your hand and 5 fingers or as many as you possess, do a horizontal hand chop (that planes off) originating from the northwest sector to the southeast quadrant......finishing with a brief yet humorous....word...."DONE"....this has thus been dubbed the y tu_freeman hand-chop.
The Scene girl with bunny ears was so hot....{{INSERT Y TU_FREEMAN HAND-CHOP}}...."DONE!" It would only get better if she had the body modification laces up her back with a cheek ring.