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Hand-Free 

Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.
Man: I can go Hand-Free

Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me
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Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed
Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder

free hand 

When you urinate freely without any guidance of your hand, usually ending with piss all over the wall, yourself or anyone near you.
Dude why is there piss on your shirt

I decided to free hand it
free hand by Stanley smith July 29, 2014

Free Hand Job 

The act of getting a hand job for free
Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement
Free Hand Job by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Y Tu_Freeman Hand-Chop 

A motioning gesture of the hand that results from the explanation of the degree of SEXUAL APPEAL one has towards a taboo.

How to proceed with gesture: with your hand and 5 fingers or as many as you possess, do a horizontal hand chop (that planes off) originating from the northwest sector to the southeast quadrant......finishing with a brief yet humorous....word...."DONE"....this has thus been dubbed the y tu_freeman hand-chop.
The Scene girl with bunny ears was so hot....{{INSERT Y TU_FREEMAN HAND-CHOP}}...."DONE!" It would only get better if she had the body modification laces up her back with a cheek ring.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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