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Palmala Handerson 

In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation
brian: "Hey do you have a date tonight?"
sean: "Yeah, with Palmala Handerson!"
Palmala Handerson by CDJM January 13, 2008
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Date with Palmala Handerson 

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.

Palmela Handerson 

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
Palmela Handerson by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

Palmela Handerson 

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.
Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)
Palmela Handerson by 6B October 30, 2007

Palmela Handerson 

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.
"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."
Palmela Handerson by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

palmela handerson 

When a guy masturbates!
Get It? PALM-ela HAND-erson!
Like your PALM & your HAND!
All guys at one point or another have had a date with PALM-ela HAND-erson!
palmela handerson by SuperThought October 1, 2003
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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