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European handball 

A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.
As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"
European handball by drunkram July 22, 2015
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hillbilly handball 

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.
Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.
hillbilly handball by Jazzual July 24, 2012

hanzalah 

Hanzalah is a very cool guy he has a strong mind and a good heart and is fearless of other people he has a bad habit of spending money and also he has a big interest in his women.
Hanzalah is a very cool guy
hanzalah by Jhgg55 November 11, 2017

harballav 

Really GAY person in that is only good in studies. He is horrible in bed and sucks dick at sucking dick. His dick will be the size of a baby’s thumb
That guy I fucked was such a Harballav
harballav by SamSamosa May 8, 2019

hannalee 

She is a strong and intelligent girl and best friend material and is curvy and has a brave and courageous personality
Mikayla- never lose a Hannalee if you have one she's a keeper
hannalee by Kik67 June 30, 2017

Habalazoo! 

An exclamatory word with a multitude of applications. Used in a celebratory manner.
Hoo hoo hoo! How's your day going friend?
-Its going swimmingly! I went to Laos!
That's wonderful, friend! Habalazoo!
Habalazoo! by Plumbino February 25, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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