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European handball 

A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.
As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"
European handball by drunkram July 22, 2015
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hillbilly handball 

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.
Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.
hillbilly handball by Jazzual July 24, 2012

hanzalah 

Hanzalah is a very cool guy he has a strong mind and a good heart and is fearless of other people he has a bad habit of spending money and also he has a big interest in his women.
Hanzalah is a very cool guy
hanzalah by Jhgg55 November 11, 2017

harballav 

Really GAY person in that is only good in studies. He is horrible in bed and sucks dick at sucking dick. His dick will be the size of a baby’s thumb
That guy I fucked was such a Harballav
harballav by SamSamosa May 8, 2019

hannalee 

She is a strong and intelligent girl and best friend material and is curvy and has a brave and courageous personality
Mikayla- never lose a Hannalee if you have one she's a keeper
hannalee by Kik67 June 30, 2017

Habalazoo! 

An exclamatory word with a multitude of applications. Used in a celebratory manner.
Hoo hoo hoo! How's your day going friend?
-Its going swimmingly! I went to Laos!
That's wonderful, friend! Habalazoo!
Habalazoo! by Plumbino February 25, 2022