hanal 

an occurrence of anal intercourse where the penis is only half-inserted into the anus.

"I didn't have any sex this weekend!"
"Well, you did have some hanal."

hanal by BRE1337 November 1, 2009

hanal 

she is bffs with nititty and is dating the the cheesiest goober ever joshington. she has lots of friendos but her knee hates her oh and we can’t forget about the metal rods in her back. running is funning!!!

hey looks there’s a hanal mahoener over there next to the nititty and joshington

hanal by vikkicashmoneyyyyy September 16, 2019

Hanal 

Anal sex that is in fact heionus.

I was watching some hanal the other day, and it was awesome!

Hanal by Benny D P August 2, 2008

Hanal 

Strategically hateful anal sex (consensual).

-Hey Tess, do you reckon eating a burrito before a rave is ok?
-Nah dude, unless you’re going to have some hanal.

Hanal by Pusillanimou$ May 18, 2018

Hanahaki Disease 

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.

(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).

~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.

"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.

Hanahaki Disease by Friggin_Author_Chan November 12, 2018

Hanae-fun-by-proxy 

Finding a mistake after spending a lot of time figuring out the issue and being in the position such that someone else has to fix it.

Person A: I'm glad we figured out the issue!
Person B: Happy to help, I am having a lot of hanae-fun-by-proxy since you are the one who needs to fix it!

Hanae-fun-by-proxy by John196 July 6, 2023

Hanaeing 

When a person who enjoys fun harasses someone who believes it is not a joke but it is a joke

"This person said he didn't like this plot"
"Are you Hanaeing me?"

Hanaeing by John196 June 30, 2023