hanalei
adj: a seriously deep and precise statement conveyed through sharp humor and extensive wit. (can be made into a verb if req'd.)
hanalei by YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 14, 2006
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Hanalise
Hanalise is beautiful. Shes a loyal friend. She's willing to go on adventures and try new things. She's very talented and isn't afraid to be herself. She's goofy and hilarious.
Hanalise by Nuggies134 January 7, 2017
Hanalise
Hanalise is the best friend. Hanalise can be FUNNY. Hanalise can be the bomb of your life (literally). She is the most caring person in the WORLD. I would be an idiot not to be her friend. So would you. We all need a Hanalise in our lives
Friend: So you spell your name H- a-n-a-l-i-s-e
Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a
Friend: Oh so like half of your name
Hanalise: Yup
2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes
Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY
Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a
Friend: Oh so like half of your name
Hanalise: Yup
2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes
Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY
Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
Hanalise
Hanalise is the best friend. Hanalise can be FUNNY. Hanalise can be the bomb of your life (literally). She is the most caring person in the WORLD. I would be an idiot not to be her friend. So would you. We all need a Hanalise in our lives
Friend: So you spell your name H- a-n-a-l-i-s-e
Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a
Friend: Oh so like half of your name
Hanalise: Yup
2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes
Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY
Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a
Friend: Oh so like half of your name
Hanalise: Yup
2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes
Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY
Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
Haneleigh
Haneleigh is such a good friend. She will always listen to you vent. She will always be there for you when you need her. Haneleigh is also a very smart and pretty person. She is also very funny and you can always count on her to make you smile or laugh. She always brightens my day because she always comforts me and reassures me whenever I am feeling down. I love Haneleigh so much. I never want to lose Haneleigh. And I'm sure that anybody who meets her wouldn't want to lose her too.
Haneleigh by materialgrowl April 17, 2022
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