Hamstuh

Hamstuh — a part of the Big Three on Telegram, alongside ZeroEqualsZero & CEO Rats.

I want to be like Hamstuh when I grow up — a charming, brilliant young man with undeniable presence… and a huge cock.

by Hamstuh July 21, 2025

Hamsturbating

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

hamstah

furry little mammel which looks like an overweighted mouse with a sloppy hairstyle.

- dont fuck with my hamstah, he comes after you with his sawed off shotgun and unloads it in your face. Yeah.. he always does that..

by kukel June 12, 2003

Hamsturbate

When you use a hamster for dirty deeds. Usually will end with the hamster dying.

Bob: I got a new hamster!
Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.
Bob: But you'll kill it!
Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*

*a couple minutes later*

Bob: MY GOD!!

by Paulton January 6, 2008

Hamstuck

The act of having made claims with malevolent intent in the past.

She bragged that she was going to Harvard. But I found out we were simply hamstuck to make us feel bad. In reality, she didn’t get into Harvard and was waitlisted at Hondros community college. That is sooooo socio.

by guhvelmo March 20, 2024