Hamsterphile

Person associated with having sex with small furry animals

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A person who is sexually attracted to underage or pre-adolescent Hamsters. Usually committed with a skeleton hand.

Ex. My best friend is a hamsterphile

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Hamsterophile

A man who prefers to fuck those who look similar to hamsters or guinea pigs as oppose to real men or women

Alex is a hamsterophile, prefering to fuck Nicci

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A person very fond of hammers (in a non-sexual, non-romantic way)
In summary: person obsessed to bloody death by a bludgeoning hammer

“Look at her over there, why is she studying all those hammers and the best way to use them?!”
“Oh you know her, she’s such a hammerphile”

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