Hamsterphile
Hamsterphile by Sidewayssilvia November 11, 2017
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Hamsterphile
A person who is sexually attracted to underage or pre-adolescent Hamsters. Usually committed with a skeleton hand.
Ex. My best friend is a hamsterphile
Hamsterphile by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023
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Hamsterophile
A man who prefers to fuck those who look similar to hamsters or guinea pigs as oppose to real men or women
Hamsterophile by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ December 13, 2006
hammerphile
A person very fond of hammers (in a non-sexual, non-romantic way)
In summary: person obsessed to bloody death by a bludgeoning hammer
In summary: person obsessed to bloody death by a bludgeoning hammer
“Look at her over there, why is she studying all those hammers and the best way to use them?!”
“Oh you know her, she’s such a hammerphile”
“Oh you know her, she’s such a hammerphile”
hammerphile by anonymous July 24, 2024
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