Hamsterophile Share definition Flag A man who prefers to fuck those who look similar to hamsters or guinea pigs as oppose to real men or women Alex is a hamsterophile, prefering to fuck Nicci Hamsterophile by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ December 13, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Hamsterophile mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch