hammerphile

A person very fond of hammers (in a non-sexual, non-romantic way)
In summary: person obsessed to bloody death by a bludgeoning hammer

“Look at her over there, why is she studying all those hammers and the best way to use them?!”
“Oh you know her, she’s such a hammerphile”

by anonymous July 24, 2024

Hamsterphile

Person associated with having sex with small furry animals

Your such a hamsterphile after sleeping with that hamster

by Sidewayssilvia November 11, 2017

Hamsterphile

A person who is sexually attracted to underage or pre-adolescent Hamsters. Usually committed with a skeleton hand.

Ex. My best friend is a hamsterphile

by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023