Harmontown, MS is a very very small town that has nothing to offer anyone with more than a single digit IQ. Harmontown is full of meth, dirty whores, idiots, liars, racists, and idiotic senior citizens.
"Hey man, you wanna go to harmontown??"
"Why? Are we looking for meth and/or syphilis and maybe a lecture from a racist 90 year old southern woman?"
Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again? Naw, he can't walk straight because he's been up all night hammertonging! He probably blew out his prostate!