Harmontown 

Harmontown, MS is a very very small town that has nothing to offer anyone with more than a single digit IQ. Harmontown is full of meth, dirty whores, idiots, liars, racists, and idiotic senior citizens.

"Hey man, you wanna go to harmontown??"
"Why? Are we looking for meth and/or syphilis and maybe a lecture from a racist 90 year old southern woman?"

Harmontown by Anarchyan0n October 16, 2016

hermantown 

where the smallest dick exists and the guy who has it is also a whore. who is this mystery man you're asking? it's alex johnson

let's go to hermantown and see alex johnsons tiny dick

hermantown by mitch the little bitch September 14, 2017

Hammonton 

Blueberries. A town in NJ with lots and lots of blueberries. Also a cool carnival.

Hey, wanna go to Hammonton with me and steal blueberries from one of the 7,000 farms there.

Hammonton by Norbert69 October 30, 2021

Hermantown 

Alex Johnson has a huge cock

Alex Johnson from hermantown has a huge cock

Hermantown by AlexJohnsonsCock January 26, 2019

hammonton high school 

also known as hell, hammonton high school is a shitty high school in new jersey and employs diane tucker

oh no it’s snowing and i still have to go to hammonton high school

hammonton high school by haammtnon123 January 16, 2024

Hammonton Middle School 

A Mid ass school that employed the absolute fucking goat. Jason Massara.

Hammonton Middle school sucks ass but at least Mr Massara is there

Hammonton Middle School by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025