Harmontown, MS is a very very small town that has nothing to offer anyone with more than a single digit IQ. Harmontown is full of meth, dirty whores, idiots, liars, racists, and idiotic senior citizens.
"Hey man, you wanna go to harmontown??"
"Why? Are we looking for meth and/or syphilis and maybe a lecture from a racist 90 year old southern woman?"
by Anarchyan0n October 16, 2016
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