Hammontree

The act of showing other indecent skin. In a large group of people, a Hammontree is the slutty dumb one.

Did you see that? They were totally acting like a Hammontree?

HIM: Dude that girl looks like a total Hammontree

ANOTHER BOY: What's a Hammontree?

HIM: Another word for a slut

ANOTHER BOY: Oh god, what a Hammontree

Hammontree by Raebearr April 23, 2011

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Hammontree

A very gay person who loves it up the butt in everyway.Also represents homotree.

Wow you know hes a hammontree.

Hammontree by Lindsay123456789 December 30, 2007

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Hammontree

Hammontree is the practice of engaging in the same behavior or activity for which one criticizes another or the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform. In moral psychology, it is the failure to follow one's own expressed moral rules and principles

Hammontree is a person who says they care about the environment, but are constantly littering.

Hammontree by tourniquet24 May 12, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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