Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!

Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.

Hammiston by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022

Alexander Hamilton 

Alexander Hamilton is a rare bird of prey. Unlike other species, Such as the Aaron Burr for example who is willing to wait for it until his food comes along, The Alexander Hamilton is certainly not throwing away his shot. In fact, he states this phrase multiple times per day. As relentless as the Alexander Hamilton may be, he is still loving and caring. This bird is especially known to have no chill at all.

You: "SHIT! I think there's a wild Alexander Hamilton chasing me!
Alexander Hamilton: "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"

Alexander Hamilton by not gonna throw away his shot June 6, 2018

Hamilton

Ten dollar, founding father without a father. Got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter, by being a self-starter. By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away, across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside he was looking for something to be a part of. The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter.

Washington hires Hamilton right on sight, but Hamilton still wants to fight, not write. Now, Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable...

Hamilton by OwlSeeYouSoon May 21, 2016

Joseph G Hamilton 

When you falsey avoid the military and have no ID to prove it

Now i wouldnt want to be a Joseph G Hamilton now would it

Joseph G Hamilton by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022

Alexander Hamilton 

A bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by providence impoverished in qualor grew up to be a hero and a scholar.

The ten dollar founding father without a father got a lot farther by working alot harder by being alot smater by being a self starter by 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up inside he was longing for something to be a part of, the brother was ready to beg steal, borrow or barter.

Then a hurricane came and devastation regined, he saw his future drip drippin down the drain, put a pencil to his temple connected it to his brain, he wrote his first refrain a testament to his pain

Well the word got around they said, this kid is insane man took up a collection just to send him to the mainland, get your education dont forget from whence you came, and the world is gonna know your name whats your name man?

Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait.

Alexander Hamilton by Memelord69skrapapa December 10, 2017

eliza hamilton 

a precious cinnamon roll - the most trusting and kind person you will ever meet.
Alexander Hamilton's wife.

Eliza Hamilton deserves better than this!

eliza hamilton by ham4ham4ham February 26, 2017

Billy Hamilton 

When you snitch out Sinaloa cartel and expect Kayli to take the blame for it.

Person 1: Dont be a billy hamilton

Person 2: WTF i didnt even snitch.

Billy Hamilton by I run playboy 9696 December 8, 2021