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Hammerzeit 

Pronounced H-ah-muhr-Sigh-et.

A purely American term, despite it's German wording, that literally translates out to "Hammertime", which is the abomination that a one hit wonder singer named MC Hammer unleashed upon the world. This phrase is often used in conjunction (and quite possibly based upon) a picture of four German WWII-era Heer (Army) infantry standing on a iced-over pond, one of whom has slipped upon said ice and appears to be break dancing, and his cohorts are mocking his accident. It is by sheer stupidity, and misinformation that this was created, but it is here nonetheless, and is rapidly catching on as a meme. Whoever that mysterous German soldier is, I wish you well in the afterlife...
Halt, Hammerzeit!
Hammerzeit by Joe 2.0.1 January 19, 2010

Halt! Hammerzeit! 

One of the most useful phrases ever coined translated into German.
"Stop! Hammertime!"

in the fathertongue:
"Halt! Hammerzeit!"
Halt! Hammerzeit! by Liam Maloney December 9, 2007

hammertext 

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive
God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.
hammertext by MC hammer April 27, 2012

Hammerbelt 

A belt full of hammers.
Also charades...
Teacher: gestures

Students: two syllables?
Teacher: AGGRESSIVELY nods. Gestures, Hammer and points at a belt
Students: hammerbelt?... kammerzelt!
Hammerbelt by ponyo_ramen March 13, 2019

hammersmith academy 

"what was ur biggest mistake?"

"Applying to hammersmith academy"

"what skl do u go to?"
"hammersmith academy"
"im so sorry"

hammerkitten 

Young, strong, attractive female cyclist.
It started to string out and hammerkitten stayed in. Impressive ride. Almost as impressive as that ass. Yeah, I'd hit it. Hammerkitten is the bomb.
hammerkitten by Blarg666 July 25, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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