Hammerfest

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.

See Vespa's Grandfather.

by John July 3, 2004

Hammerfest

A place in norway where there is nothing except eating at the ok restaurants. Maybe the gang of teens rding their bikes will insult you and ride away

"I was in hammerfest this weekend, I am not ok"

by CordlessBog September 27, 2022

Halt! Hammerzeit!

One of the most useful phrases ever coined translated into German.

"Stop! Hammertime!"

in the fathertongue:
"Halt! Hammerzeit!"

by Liam Maloney December 9, 2007

hammerfasted

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.

Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.

by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009

Hammeredstring

Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk

"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and pulled his hammeredstring"

by TarHeelBlue09 March 29, 2009

hammertext

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive

God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.

by MC hammer April 27, 2012

Johnny Hammersticks

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.

A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.

by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010