Hamgziety

That horrible feeling when you are experiencing an existential dread about ham.

"Ffion drank too much last night, raided our fridge and ate all the gammon".
"She must have so much hamgziety this morning".

by TheMilkTrayMan June 10, 2025

Hangxiety

The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!

Fuck. I may or may not have done a two man conga line through the Church of Scientology last night. I've got the worst hangxiety. Fuck!

by McMuzz May 25, 2011

Hangxiety

A combination of being Hung Over and having Anxiety. Not only are your physically ill, but you also have high anxiety caused by erratic behavior and Black Out periods the night before.

The 'bad feeling' you have the day after a night of heavy drinking, both Mentally and Physically.

Physical effects of Hangxiety may include heart palpitations, fatigue, hot flashes, nausea, stomach pain, vomiting, and headaches.

Andy: Dude, you ok? You look like you're going to die!

Steve: I drank too much last night, I might throw-up all over myself. Plus, I can't remember shit, I just know I wasn't good, and I feel worried about what I might have done and said.

Andy: Ahhh you just have Hangxiety. I have that every Sunday. You'll be ok tomorrow.

by OverDone February 26, 2011

Hangxiety

the feeling felt waking up after a night of heavy drinking. commonly felt at around 4 am. symptoms include overthinking everything you said/did that night and a deep set sense of overwhelming guilt and regret. often the feeling is only temporary and based on irrational fears. it has been deemed as the worst feeling on earth (even worse than childbirth) and should be avoided at all costs. people with hangxiety are likely to say “i’m never drinking again” on their whatsapp group chat and or cry. often includes heavily feelings of nausea and life regret.

friend: “hey why are you up, it’s 4:00am???”

me: “i have such terrible hangxiety, does everyone hate me? what did i say last night? why am i alive, i want to die, this is horrible, i’m never drinking again, i fucked up my entire life there is no coming back from this!”

by porkycapone3 October 2, 2021

Hangxiety

The crushing embarrassment and shame you feel when you wake up after a heavy drinking session and are fairly sure you behaved badly.

Portmanteau of 'hangover' and 'anxiety'.

I don't even want to get out of bed this morning - the hangxiety is too strong.

by Eve Moriarty July 7, 2020

Hangxiety

That awkward moment it takes to find the hang-up button after the end of a Zoom call.

Hangxiety sucks

by Le Biscuitier November 9, 2020

Hangriety

Noun

1) The feeling of Hunger, Anxiety and Anger all combined as one finishing move
2) When you're Hangry and Anxiety sets in

Therapist: Tell me how you really feel
Kevin: I feel like im falling from the top of the building, like ive been falling for days and didnt get a chance to eat anything, and angry, angry at the world, angry at the feeling of falling, *sobs*
Therapist: Sounds like hangriety

by Mister Gillster October 11, 2018