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(n). A four-time TF2 ESEA LAN Champion (at the time of this writing) who is widely regarded as both one of the best roamers and best medics of all time, being one of the few Invite players to have won LANs with different class mains. Known for his unorthodox and creative plays, as well as his moderately hilarious failures.

(v). Surprisingly, the verb form of Harbleu is to take a significant other on a romantic dinner and only reach first base that night.

Disappointing, I know.
1. "Watch the video below you unobservant fucks."

2. "I Harbleu'd Jessica so hard last night, I might actually have sex by the time I'm forty."
Harbleu by Who, I ask? December 8, 2013
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lolspeak term for testicles generally (but not only) belonging to a furry lolcreature.
i'm in yer shorts, spying yer harbles.

the vet tuk meh harbles!!1!
harbles by samanthasleeps March 30, 2008
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Harble-Garble

Harble-Garble: pronounced ( Har-ble Gar-ble) the ar makes an rrrrr sound like a pirate, but a pirate before he has hit the rum for the day.

this word will replace motor boating.

it also is the sound you make while performing the act of motor boating

you can do this by saying it really fast over and over again. or to repeat the word while shaking your head side to side in a motor boating motion.

i do think kids will be using this word soon, and remember to harble garble responsibly.
" hello fair maiden, I do declare i am going to Harble-Garble your girls tonight"

"Hey man! i totally Harble-Garble that girl last night"
Harble-Garble by TBSF October 14, 2011

harble garble 

A phrase used to express general annoyance or an unwillingness to do something.
Jerry's Mom: Hey, have you done your math homework yet?
Jerry: Harble garble...
harble garble by waffle lord September 18, 2020
Harble is the word used for just about anything. Most likely used in a humourous context to explain an undefinable feeling. Harble can be used in any sentence at any time.
1. "I'm in your pot boiling your harble."

2. "Let's destroy their harble!"

3. "I'm in your game killing your harble!"
harble by danboxjoel June 11, 2006

Marshart Harbleson 

Matthew is a vibrant and determined teenager living in the heart of Georgia, attending Etowah High School. He stands out not only for his warm, approachable demeanor but also for his passion for equality and advocacy within the LGBTQ community.

With a bright smile that easily lights up a room, Matthew carries himself with an air of confidence and authenticity. He's known for his deep empathy, always willing to lend an ear or offer support to those in need. At Etowah High, he's both a well-liked figure among his peers and a respected voice for diversity and inclusion.

In his day-to-day life, Matthew exudes a sense of individuality. His style is a vibrant mix of modern trends and personal expression, reflecting his colorful personality. From his carefully selected statement accessories to his bold fashion choices, he proudly showcases his identity without fear. He's a living testament to self-acceptance, encouraging others to embrace their true selves in an environment that might not always be accepting.
Wow hes almost as gay as Marshart Harbleson
Marshart Harbleson is bad at Clash Royale
Marshart Harbleson by Mr.robes November 6, 2023
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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