a state of drunkenness after only drinking a little bit, where you think everyone is your friend, you are falling on the ground, you are more obnoxious than usual, you knock drinks out of people's hands, and you are puking in the toilet for the rest of the night. a real bitch move.
That girl is totally hambered!
Dude lets not get too hambered tonight. Everyone will think we are douche bags.
Dude lets not get too hambered tonight. Everyone will think we are douche bags.
by letsnotbehambered November 9, 2010
Get the hambered mug.To drink to the point of excess; to imbibe enough alcohol to become impaired and start doing things you wouldn't normally. Such as pole dancing, falling in to trees, etc.
by SpodyO August 7, 2012
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The act of getting hammered off of a Russian alcohol, typically vodka.
The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.
The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.
Ivan- What's Borris been drinking?
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!
by How do you spell CORN? June 5, 2011
Get the Hammered and Sickled mug.1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
by Global Feetus April 1, 2007
Get the hammered dogshit mug.The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow December 4, 2011
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Get the get hammered mug.Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.
Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
by josh January 21, 2004
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