dilzner

A man's penis, see also wang, schlong, dong.

She was acting freaky and jiggling my zipper so I took my dilzner out and slapped her in the face with it.

by SpodyO October 28, 2004

Hambered

To drink to the point of excess; to imbibe enough alcohol to become impaired and start doing things you wouldn't normally. Such as pole dancing, falling in to trees, etc.

She knew if she had another shot that she'd be well on her was to getting hambered.

by SpodyO March 23, 2012