by chxse February 15, 2009
Get the Hamano mug.Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.
Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.
The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.
The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?
I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?
Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.
Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?
Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.
Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
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by TrickyJebus June 22, 2016
Get the Hamana mug.Humanogy (Hu'man-o-gy) is the study and understanding of how humans and technology are merging together and what impact this phenomenon will have on our future and survival.
People and technology both share one common trait. Both have memory, capacity and and ability to think. As technology expands and connects the human race into the global digital network, our physical world is quickly merging with a digital world where every action and movement can be tacked, stored and analyzed inside a massive digital universe that never sleeps. What will this convergence mean to man? What will our future hold in this unyielding digital age? Humanogy is the study of this subject matter.
by Humanogy June 29, 2010
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-----When it comes to relationship:------ She is very loyal, she does not give second chances. she if very good in bed. And trust me she will change your life PERIOD. you'll feel blesses to have such a girl like Haimanot. You will always pray that you wont lose her. Do not break her heart because if you do your life is going to be miserable.
-----When it comes to relationship:------ She is very loyal, she does not give second chances. she if very good in bed. And trust me she will change your life PERIOD. you'll feel blesses to have such a girl like Haimanot. You will always pray that you wont lose her. Do not break her heart because if you do your life is going to be miserable.
him: who the fuck is Haimanot those bitches wont stop talking about her godammm
someone: damnnn you don't know her yet?! you see that girl laughing with her friends?
him: yowwww!! i see her everyday but she seems shy tho
someone: yeah she seems shy but once you met her mannn you wont let her go....
him: yeaight bet amma talk to her today at lunch
someone ; betttttt
someone: damnnn you don't know her yet?! you see that girl laughing with her friends?
him: yowwww!! i see her everyday but she seems shy tho
someone: yeah she seems shy but once you met her mannn you wont let her go....
him: yeaight bet amma talk to her today at lunch
someone ; betttttt
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A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.
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A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.
See android.
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