Habano 

The painful disease contracted when one gets residue from a spicy pepper (jalapenos, habaneros, and poblanos seem to be most common) into one's eye. Considered by some to be an STD.

Dude, did you see TQ? He caught the habano last night, and couldn't open his eye for 5 hours.

Habano by Thomas Q February 14, 2008

Habanero 

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.

One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.

Habanero by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005

Haban

Hoe Ass Bitch Ass Nigggggga

Yo Savon, you’re a haban

Haban by Nate with a 4 April 30, 2019

Habaout 

When you blank out for a short period of time

"I just habaouted for a second, What did you say?"

Habaout by Wolfhound101 October 16, 2017

Wholly Habanero 

The act of shoving a habanero up your and/or your partners ass during sex

My wife did a wholly habanero last night in bed

Wholly Habanero by Cellucci November 30, 2018

habanada 

HAVE A NICE DAY; in Everybody Loves Raymond when Ray gets take-out from the Chinese Restaurant, the lady says "habanada" as he leaves, he later finds out she was saying "have a nice day"

exiting a store, the clerk says: "habanada"

habanada by Juju Huckabee September 19, 2006

Habadouchery 

Any place that caters to or attracts a large number of douchebags.

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real habadouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the habadouchery?

Habadouchery by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 27, 2009