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ham hawk 

A physical attack by which a proportionately larger female drops the mid thigh region on the head or collar-bone (usually occuring during intercourse with a smaller male at which time he cannot assist in the support of the appendages weight). This technique is almost always performed by a Sea Donkey, and is most always fatal.
"So im getting down on this chick, and her leg slips out of my hand! girl ham hawked me right in the shoulder, cracked my collar bone in three spots!"
ham hawk by Doc Marten September 10, 2005
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Ham hawk 

Damn! She got a ham hawk.
Ham hawk by DeeSaidThat November 28, 2021

California Ham Hawk 

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.
I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.

Ham-hawked 

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked
Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

Hawking ham

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham
Hawking ham come down from there
Hawking ham by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020
A grooming technique where a man grooms one nut with a short hairstyle and one nut with a longer unbridled hairstyle
That hamhawk is business on the right, party on the left!
Hamhawk is a general term used as a profanity, show of excitement, and used for attracting others in Western Pennsylvania. Generally used in the Pittsburgh area as a scream. Also used in the famous hamhawk song that is sung to the tune of Greensleaves. It first appeared in the late 1990's.
HAMMHAAAAWK!!! screamed at someone else during a football game as a chant
Hamhawk by Brian January 13, 2005
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