A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham
Hawking ham come down from there
by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020
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A physical attack by which a proportionately larger female drops the mid thigh region on the head or collar-bone (usually occuring during intercourse with a smaller male at which time he cannot assist in the support of the appendages weight). This technique is almost always performed by a Sea Donkey, and is most always fatal.
"So im getting down on this chick, and her leg slips out of my hand! girl ham hawked me right in the shoulder, cracked my collar bone in three spots!"
by Doc Marten August 26, 2005
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Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked
Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked
by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022
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When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.
I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.
by California Ham Hawker 69 December 22, 2015
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