The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
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What you call someone the day after they were drinking; or used when saying what someone was like when they were drinking; or saying what you want to become that night when drinking
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Bro, there are no ladies around so I became a haymaster. Last night I resorted to sticking my dick in a bale of hay. I'm still picking grass out of my pubes.
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