Ham Master 

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.

Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!

Ham Master by pooter diddler May 9, 2015

hammster farts 

After the 1 a.m. consumption of delicious home-made guacamole, one will produce persistent and pungent farts the following day, reminiscent of the one and only D.S. Hamm.

"I've got the hammster farts, I ate too much guac last night"

hammster farts by kelamaroo September 30, 2008

hammster

What you call someone the day after they were drinking; or used when saying what someone was like when they were drinking; or saying what you want to become that night when drinking

I want to become a hammster tonight; you all were wicked hammster's last night

hammster by Skiarmada720 October 12, 2010

hamamster

like a hamster but not a hamster

wow, look at that hamamster

hamamster by the big george April 19, 2022

Haymaster 

Masturbating with a bale of hay.

Bro, there are no ladies around so I became a haymaster. Last night I resorted to sticking my dick in a bale of hay. I'm still picking grass out of my pubes.

Haymaster by sandjobqueen September 14, 2023

hamasteria

When Hamas propaganda leads to mass hysteria against Jews.

I wanted to check out funny videos on TikTok, but all I ever see is a bunch of hamasteria against Jews.

hamasteria by Yoxiwa January 16, 2024