Masturbating with a bale of hay.
Bro, there are no ladies around so I became a haymaster. Last night I resorted to sticking my dick in a bale of hay. I'm still picking grass out of my pubes.
by sandjobqueen September 15, 2023
When getting a handjob at the beach, the coarse, rough, and irritating sand gets everywhere and ends up exfoliating the penile epidermis.
Yo, my girl and I were at the beach last night and she gave me a sandjob. Bro, my dick is bright red, I think I lost couple layers of skin.
by sandjobqueen September 15, 2023