Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022

Ham Hat

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.

I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !

by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021

Ham Hater

Derogatory term for someone of the Jewish persuasion

Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron

by wch-meister June 14, 2018

hamhat

a hat consisting of over 50% ham, and various other disposed meat products. A newly excepted fad in the punk scene, clothing products and accessories made of decaying meat products

my hamhat brings all the boys to the yard and thier like, its better than yours, damn right its better thanyours...

by J0540rzzz April 11, 2004