pinch a loaf

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
by wch-meister July 26, 2016
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clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.
This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.
by wch-meister September 26, 2015
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Jughead

A wild or stubborn horse. Also, a derogatory term for any standardbred horse commonly run in harness races.
Jay: That jughead trotter was parked on the outside and never had a change at the wire
Bill: You're the only jughead at the track. Betting $2 on that horse to show. Sheesh!
by wch-meister December 28, 2017
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Ham Hater

Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron
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Dairy Queen the pin

In disc golf, a long tee or approach shot that gently lands near the hole parked for all to admire. With such a gentle landing, it’s like a Dairy Queen soft serve dripping from a towering waffle cone.
A.J.: That hyzer bomb tee shot landed with a twirly bird then gently kissed the bottom of the pin
Ricky: It’s always nice to Dairy Queen the pin once in a while
by wch-meister April 02, 2019
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titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties
Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
by wch-meister July 15, 2017
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diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.
Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish
by wch-meister September 29, 2017
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