Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.
This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.
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An alternative name for
frisbee golf or
frolf. Hippie golf traces its origin to the early 1960's counter-culture movement in Southern California where pony-tailed enthusiasts threw primitive flying discs at light posts and trash cans with
blunt accuracy.
Back in the day, hippie golf on the Berkeley campus was the perfect respite for grueling sessions of protests and sit-ins
to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.
Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish
Southern backwoods term denoting a diminished mental capacity somewhere between mildly retarded and old age senile
Bo: Lester's back to rubbing his tallywacker on the cat's furry underbelly
Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy
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Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties
Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties
Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
